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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror
and i WONT be attending book club next week so you can just FORGET it. wrinkle in time is SCARING ME and you guys just aren’t that sweet to me lately
well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision
are any of us really saying “horror” in a way that is understandable to listeners?
Iβve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku Iβm playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. Iβm making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. Iβm a warrior of numbers. Youβre nothing to me.
The iron fortress of my mind is like the torment nexus for Arabic numerals 1 through 9. No puzzle forged against me shall prosper. Iβm the squareβs strongest soldier. You canβt even count, bitch. If sudoku was a drug Iβd be in rehab, except I wouldnβt, because I never quit. There are 81 squares in the sudoku board and that means there are at least 81 things that are more important than you. Now get the fuck out of my sight.
I wasnβt finished yet. Iβm scribing numbers you havenβt even heard of. I play so much sudoku in my brain I canβt tell if I actually played sudoku this morning, or if I just thought about it really hard. I asked the lady at the checkout counter if she had any more sudoku puzzles. She said βiβll check in the back.β She went to the back, and she never came back. Iβm like a cave fish. Iβm losing senses I donβt need. Iβm adapted to my environment. I donβt know who I am anymore
Iβm in the process of organizing a gofundme for a family to get out of Gaza and into Egypt. If anyone with a big following on Twitter can help me spread it there, please let me know.
Iβm really, deadly serious about this. Please do contact me if you or someone you know could help. If some tumblr blogs with significant followings can volunteer to spread it when itβs ready, too, please send me a message and Iβll send you a post with the link as soon as itβs ready
Here we go. This fundraiser is for @90-ghost and Iβve had it set up on his behalf because gofundme isnβt available in Palestine. Iβm collaborating with a DC-based organization to help spread this on Facebook, but itβs been put together on short notice and the reach is limited, so we need your help: the need for someone to help spread it on Twitter still stands.
In case anyone is suspicious, I hate to have to do this, but Iβve reverse-searched Ahmedβs images (featured in the gofundme), checked his posts to see that he does use authentic Palestinian Arabic to the best of my knowledge (my family is from the West Bank and Iβve been there a lot), checked the story of his sister from 2021 and found confirmation of her murder, etc. If you have questions about me, well, Ahmed will vouch for me, and you can see from looking at my blog that this is a cause that has been near and dear to me for a long time; Iβm Palestinian and would sooner die than do wrong by a fellow Palestinian fleeing death itself. Please help Ahmed by donating and/or spreading far and wide!