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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible




stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something


magic-retina:

I spent about a week, off and on, doing pen sketches for the 31 Day Homestuck Challenge! Now that they’re all done and it’s October and Andrew Hussie’s convoluted comic game is coming back, I’m gonna post one every day! If you don’t want to be spoiled for the comic or just don’t like Homestuck, blacklist “hsc” for the next four weeks. :) When I reach a group of ten entries in this challenge, I’ll post the pics on razzdoesthearts minus the commentary. :)

1) Fave Kid – pre-scratch

I really like all of the Beta kids, but John remains my favorite of them all. He starts off as pretty incompetent…and kind of stays that way, but in a manner which isn’t obnoxious. It always struck me that John was pretty aware that he’s a lame hero…and he’s fine with it! It’s a unique sort of protagonist that I find really refreshing. Besides that, he amuses me. The kid is just overall entertaining and a great representation of the dorkiest 13-year-old to ever live. He was also the first character we really got to know, but he’s not just a cypher for the reader, he’s his own character, and boy is it a fun one, even when he’s down. :)



  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?


oscorpemployeeall-american beef.;

coooooooooooooorvo:

onetinyhand:

duke silver.




gameboycolorenvy:

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you